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cybergy:


DUDE OMG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

secretlymisha:

i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina

haleyelainee:

This is why mermaids are my favorite.

Wasn’t going to fuckin sleep tonight any way

(Source: theartofanimation)

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

Straight White Boy Problem #207

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i went out to get ice cream with a couple of my friends and my friend bought us all ice cream and she got a huge cup of ice cream for one of my bros and i watched her put a dime in the cup and she covered it up with ice cream. i was like “what” but she told me to be quiet and she gave the cup to my friend and he ate the whole cup of ice cream. he ate a dime. how….do you not know….that you ate a dime

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss

runs-on-ramen:

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

(Source: lnnea)